"6969 WXL The Cage" lyrics

Can I get an amen
Yeah
Can I get an amen
Yeah
Can I get an amen
Yeah
Well would ya, baby girl

Well, looks like someones
Trying to call
Alright, lets take this next caller
Hello, welcome to
6999 WXL the fucking cage
Where everyone's locked up
And nobody even knows it

Lets hear it again
Welcome to 6969 WXL the cage
Where everyone's locked up
And nobody even knows it
You're on 69 WXL the cage
What do you gotta say?

I just wanna say
I've been locked up for years
And I love every fucking minute of it

Welcome, next caller please
You're on the cage

I just wanna say
I'd like to take this opportunity
To thank everyone who's helped me
In prison, myself, and my own mind
I love every minute of it

Ah, it's so good to hear
Wonderful words from our callers
Here next on 6969 the cage

Yeah uh, first time caller
Long time listener, uh
I really hate myself, and I hate my life
Um, I love the cage, uh
Keep on rocking guys
Shout out to my
Hateful
Wife
Donna

We love hearing from you
If you wanna call and talk to me
My number is 1-777-6969 the cage
Fuck you
You're on the air

Well, I'd like to
First, I'd like to say
I really like the sound of your voice
It makes me crazy
It makes want to howl like an animal
(Ah-ooh)

Thank you so much
For all your hard work and dedication
We're gonna go ahead and
Turn the line over to our next
Free agents here
Brought to you by pfizer

Now brought to you by
Hospitals run by doctors
And run by business companies
Now hear this, now hear this
Your food and your medicine
They do nothing for you
They become you
They are you

And you are ours
You know we really appreciate
Your business here
At wal-mart supercenter, tire mart
We got a whole stack of DVD blu-ray
Blu-ray discs in a basket
Tons, tons of fucking
Tons of movies

And then at the end of the day
All the damaged ones
We sell it to the Dollar general
And they put them in those little
Paper sleeves, paper sleeves
That are made by china
China and they
They never had a chance
Mining, mining all day, minders

We love our pfizer gang here at pfizer
This year for a raise
My boss
He shoot my hand
I really appreciated that
Alright uh
Round it back up to you're local

Uh, drug dealer
Any day now
Close to day
Probably
For some of you, haha
Uh, alright, back to your next guy
Back to, we love you Johnny

Well it's good to be named Johnny
When someone says they love you
(Hahahaha)
Anyways we'd like to take this
Opportunity to dedicate the next song