"Gone For Christmas" lyrics

I want a massage on a beach
I want a telescope and money
And I want you, I want you gone for Christmas
I want a boat, I want a pony
I want someone new to hold me
And I want you (who?) I want you (who?), gone for Christmas

I want a plane (plane) with two pilots (two pilots)
One to hang out with and one to fly it
And I want you (you) oh, I want you (you) gone for Christmas

I want a night, I want a morning
To sleep in peace and not hear snoring
And I want you (I want you) I want you (I want you) gone for Christmas

(Gone for Christmas)

(Gone for Christmas)

I want a porch, I want a swing
I wanna be taller than five foot three
And I want you (I want you) I want you (I want you) gone for Christmas

(I want you gone)
(I want you gone)

(Boy, just pack your things and go)

I want a date with Larry David (who?)
I want Costa Rica or the Caymans
And I want you (I want you) I want you (I want you) gone for Christmas

I want fifty two weeks (fifty two weeks) paid vacation (vacation)
I want to own my own radio station (radio station)
And I want you (I want you) I want you (I want you) gone for Christmas

Gee (I want you gone)
(I want you gone) gone for Christmas
(I want you gone so bad)
Except for Larry David (I want you gone)
(I want you gone)
(I want you gone) I been hearing you're in Brickwood
(I want you gone)
(I want you gone so bad) merry Christmas I want you gone
Go on boy, get outta here