"Bag Of Cocaine" lyrics
We got one song left for you, okay?
This song's a bit of a naughty song, this is a brand-new one
I think it's gonna be one anyway, hopefully, if all comes out well
It's gonna be a story about drugs actually
None of us do drugs obviously
Especially not Declan or Gus
(One, two, one, two, three, four)
I was down in L.A., I was shooting a video
I was getting tired, Declan said, "If you know, you know"
He's calling up the dealer, he's going outside
And out into my hand, pulls a little white bag of something, don't know what it is though
Into the bathroom I go, he handed me a key
I said, "What the fuck is this, bro?" He said, "You wait and see"
I had a little sniff and I was feeling kinda crazy
Now it makes sense why Gus is how he is, ha
It was a bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
A bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
A bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Everyone does it, including doctors and lawyers, especially those cunts
Anyway, the night was getting on and I was feeling drowsy
He said, "You better have another bump, it doesn't last longer than ten minutes"
It's kinda crap, it cost two hundred dollars, we're in Australia
I was like, "Fuck this shit, bro, okay, let's do it anyway"
So the bar was getting late and I knew it was gonna shut soon
I was chatting off someone's ear, they were like, "You're a fucking baboon"
Anyway, then we get in an Uber, go back to Gus's house for kick ons
His housemates are like, "Shut the fuck up," I'm like, "Okay, whatever, bro"
Bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Was a bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
(One, two, one, two, three, four)
The night is getting late now and we're starting to argue
I hate that song, he says, "I hate that song," I say, "I hate it too"
The sun is coming up, I'm getting scared of the birds
I don't wanna go to bed 'cause if I do, I think my head's gonna hurt
So Gus calls someone, he's gonna try and get a loan
But he can't do it soon enough, so I gotta go home
I get to my bedroom and my head is spinning
I wish I never did that bag of something
A bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Was a bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Bag of cocaine, bag of cocaine
Josh knows what the fuck we're talking about
Now I'm cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Was a bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Was a bag of cocaine, bag of cocaine
Yes, we checked it for fentanyl, it came out clear, so hopefully everyone's got their Narcan
Thank you so much for coming
Yeah, thanks Lawrence, Avery
Thank you, [?], thank you, [?]
Thank you El Coyote
This is Declan Mehrtens on guitar
We got Bryce on drums and acoustic
We got Gus on bass and [?]
And I'm Amy and I'm not on cocaine
Thank you, thank you, thank you
This song's a bit of a naughty song, this is a brand-new one
I think it's gonna be one anyway, hopefully, if all comes out well
It's gonna be a story about drugs actually
None of us do drugs obviously
Especially not Declan or Gus
(One, two, one, two, three, four)
I was down in L.A., I was shooting a video
I was getting tired, Declan said, "If you know, you know"
He's calling up the dealer, he's going outside
And out into my hand, pulls a little white bag of something, don't know what it is though
Into the bathroom I go, he handed me a key
I said, "What the fuck is this, bro?" He said, "You wait and see"
I had a little sniff and I was feeling kinda crazy
Now it makes sense why Gus is how he is, ha
It was a bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
A bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
A bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Everyone does it, including doctors and lawyers, especially those cunts
Anyway, the night was getting on and I was feeling drowsy
He said, "You better have another bump, it doesn't last longer than ten minutes"
It's kinda crap, it cost two hundred dollars, we're in Australia
I was like, "Fuck this shit, bro, okay, let's do it anyway"
So the bar was getting late and I knew it was gonna shut soon
I was chatting off someone's ear, they were like, "You're a fucking baboon"
Anyway, then we get in an Uber, go back to Gus's house for kick ons
His housemates are like, "Shut the fuck up," I'm like, "Okay, whatever, bro"
Bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Was a bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
(One, two, one, two, three, four)
The night is getting late now and we're starting to argue
I hate that song, he says, "I hate that song," I say, "I hate it too"
The sun is coming up, I'm getting scared of the birds
I don't wanna go to bed 'cause if I do, I think my head's gonna hurt
So Gus calls someone, he's gonna try and get a loan
But he can't do it soon enough, so I gotta go home
I get to my bedroom and my head is spinning
I wish I never did that bag of something
A bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Was a bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Bag of cocaine, bag of cocaine
Josh knows what the fuck we're talking about
Now I'm cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Was a bag of cocaine, a bag of cocaine
Was a bag of cocaine, bag of cocaine
Yes, we checked it for fentanyl, it came out clear, so hopefully everyone's got their Narcan
Thank you so much for coming
Yeah, thanks Lawrence, Avery
Thank you, [?], thank you, [?]
Thank you El Coyote
This is Declan Mehrtens on guitar
We got Bryce on drums and acoustic
We got Gus on bass and [?]
And I'm Amy and I'm not on cocaine
Thank you, thank you, thank you
