"Identity Theft" lyrics

I was paying for drugs, on the internet
I was feeling invincible, with my VPN
Now hackers stole my credit card number
And my identity too
And they're acting as me
And there's nothing I can do!

Identity Theft!
Identity Theft!
Identity Theft!
Identity!

So they took all my cash
Straight out, out of the bank
They even caught me on my webcam
At home, havin' a wank!
I'm out of ideas on what to do
If it can happen to me, it can happen to you
Knock, knock, knock, who could that be?
I've been framed for a robbery!

Identity Theft!
Identity Theft!
Identity Theft!
Identity (Theft!)

Identity Theft!
Identity Theft!
Identity Theft!
Identity Theft! (Identity theft!)
Identity Theft! (Identity theft!)
Identity Theft! (Identity theft!)
Identity Theft! (Identity theft!)
Identity Theft! (Identity theft!)