"Fella" lyrics

I was once a young girl, I hang around the pub a lot
I used to date the fellas, but inside their brain was rot
Then I met a fella, I wanna be his wife
I took him by the throat and I held up my knife

I said, "Fella, fella, we oughta be together"
Gun against his head, he said he do, I said, "You better"
"Fella, fella, we oughta be together"
Gun against his head, he said he do, I said, "You better"

Now the time has come and I'm walking down the aisle
I'm bloody smiling, the cunt's frowning dialed
Then I get closer, the priest is saying, "What?"
I held him by the crotch, he said, "I do," I said, "You're right"

I said, "Fella, fella, we oughta be together"
Gun against his head, he said he do, I said, "You better"
"Fella, fella, we oughta be together"
Gun against his head, he said he do, I said, "You better"

Now we are old and gray, he's sitting on the rocking chair
He tried to run once, but I ran him over there
Now he's going bald, he has got no bloody hair
Tied to the house so he can't go anywhere

I said, "Fella, fella, we oughta be together"
Gun against his head, he said he do, I said, "You better"
"Fella, fella, we oughta be together"
Gun against his head, he said he did, I said, "You better"

Last chorus, sing along
"Fella, fella, we oughta be together"
Gun against his head, he said he do, I said, "You better"
"Fella, fella, we oughta be together"
Gun against his head, he said he do, I said, "You better"