"Big Dick Energy" lyrics

Big dick energy, big dick energy
How big is that dick in reality?
It's not that big
Big dick energy, big dick energy
Oh my God, you think you're absolutely everything
But you're not that big
Big dick energy, big dick energy
A champion of heterosexuality
Stop telling me how much you lift
Big dick energy, big dick energy
You know what mate, you stay the fuck away from me
You're not that fucking big

You're not that fucking big
It's not that big

Big dick energy
"Oh my God, hi, do you remember me?
You reposted that thing I wrote about women in music
Thank you so much for doing your bit"
Big dick energy, big dick energy
"I'm one of the nice guys
So why won't you have sex with me?"
'Cause it's not that big
Big dick energy, crying ironically
Yet you act like I'm your mother and your therapist
It's not that big
Big dick energy, I don't owe you anything
Your woke persona is completely fucking terrifying
Why? You're really not that big

Big dick energy
Mate, that white knight act is getting pretty fucking irritating
Considering it's nothing but performative
Big dick energy
Should I be the one crossing the street
Because I'm scared of the man right behind me?
He really thinks he's big
Big dick energy
I'm clutching onto my keys as soon as it hits 10:30
As it's my sole responsibility to get home safely
Big dick energy, big dick energy
Once again, we're apologising for your fucked up behaviour
When at the end of the day
It's not that fucking big

You're not that big
You're not that fucking big
It's not that fucking big