"Your Pet Is A Ticking Bomb!" lyrics

Do you really think your fat, lazy, city dog would take the short walk by foot
To buy his cigarettes by choice, instead of taking his car
Just to save the lives of thousands of mothers and children who had to die for your fucking gas?
Are you serious?
Your pet is a ticking bomb, man

Have you ever seen an evil man?
Acting like a monkey clan?
Blood-seeking cannibals, flesh
Did you ever think a pike is rich?
Just open up his water fridge
Fresh-stolen caviar, fish

What do you think they do
If they get a V2?
Here is the truth, pets would erase our nation
The war of the pets come true
Keep all codes and rocket information
Before they bomb the nation

Would you ever help a lion's bitch?
Raped by husband, stitch-by-stitch
Round about fifty times? Fun
Could I ever screw a girl like you?
Hungry after sexual coup?
Black widow, happy meal, fat

What do you think they do
If they get a V2?
Here is the truth, pets would erase our nation
The war of the pets come true
Keep all codes and rocket information
Before they bomb the nation

The war of the pets come true
Keep all codes and rocket information
Before they bomb the nation