"Drama Queen" lyrics

Her life is one big movie
She'll always cause a scene
Some like it hot and steamy
But she takes it to extremes

Lipstick rage and hairpin turns
Third degrees and curler burns

So may I present to you a real bad dream
Say hello to the drama queen

She makes a big production
She's sure the sky will fall
Her tears are her seductions
So beware the siren's call

Obsessed and stressed, she'll start a fight
She's gonna call you fifty times a night

Like Norma Desmond on the silver screen
Ladies and gentlemen, the drama queen

You like your peace and quiet
She'll turn that upside down
You like things neat and simple
But she'll mess it up somehow
Then she'll stage the final breakup
But pack her make-up case
You think it's finally stable
But the next mood swing's on its way

She says she needs you heart and soul
But you'll be sucked into the big black hole

You can give her the world
Give her all your love
But everything is not enough
So roll the credits, play that theme
Ladies and gentlemen, the drama queen