"Sandwich Song" lyrics

I'm gonna make a sandwich
With all the things that I think taste the best
I'm gonna make a sandwich
With all the things that I think taste the best

First I'll take some licorice, candy corn, and chocolate-covered chips
Then I'll add a pickle and tomatoes and creamy country bliss

I'm gonna make a sandwich
With all the things that I think taste the best

Orange peels and lemon-lime and one gallon of green lima bean slime
Frozen old milk, orange juice
Whisker shavings from an Alaskan moose
Pieces of an old guitar
My favorite shirt and change from in my car

I'm gonna make a sandwich
With all the things that I think taste the best
I'm gonna make a sandwich
With all the things that I think taste the best

Candle wax and chewing gum
Doll hair and the parts of a toy gun

Carpet bugs and lady bugs
Sour Patch Kids, veggie pizza crust

Grapes and applesauce and please
Avocado, onions, cashew cheese

Vinegar, potato stew
Peas and hummus, watermelon too

Old shoe laces, chicken pox
The arrows from a salamander's watch

Moldy quesadilla beans
Can of spinach
Ice cream and sardines

Sneezes from a puppy dog
Tears of laughter from a giant frog

Super spicy pepper bits
Peanut butter, salad, and some mints

I'm gonna make a sandwich
With all the things I think taste the best
I'm gonna make a sandwich
With all the things I think taste the best