"chapter nine: artist management" lyrics

Yooooo
Yoooo whaddup
Did you first the album yet?
Well, not yet. I had to go check on Emily.
Uh, dude, I don't want to say take a break from working on the album...but...
Umm
They're talking about you on public radio
Like, the way they talk about actual wanted criminals
I heard that
It sounds kind of serious
Yep
I don't know...
Well, obviously, I'm gonna go find her regardless. She's my best friend
Umm, well you won't be able to find her from jail
She's my other half, you know
I mean you should probably get out of town
Like they're gonna come to your house
I would say you could use my car
Right yeah I'm gonna go pack up some stuff real quick
But I'm gonna need it back on Thursday
Nah, no no no
And I don't know when you would bring it back
No I don't need to use your car, I'll figure it out
Like, you're going to be on the run for a while. Unless you can somehow find Emily.
What you think I won't?
Like I don't know what it would it take for this to blow over
But they know what your car looks like
You're not going to want to be driving the outback
Nah I shouldn't have mentioned the outback in the song
Dude, honestly, get on a boat and go down the river
I think that's your best bet
Dude, I don't have a boat
I wish I could help, but
Do we know anyone
You know what actually, I've got this inflatable raft in my car
Oh for real?
The only problem is, you're gonna be pretty exposed
If anybody were to see you
Ah
Even from a distance, it would totally blow your cover
Right, yeah
Your hair is pretty distinctive
Well, thank you!
So here's what you gotta do
You lay face down, put a towel over your head
Oh
So they can't see your hair
Uhh
Fully horizontal
Ok
And just float down stream for like six hours before you even think about sitting up
Yeah
There's not too many like rocks or anything?
The only thing is, you won't be able to see where you're going
So, be careful!