"Mechanical Masseur" lyrics

Power tools are my delight
Vibrating you to jelly-lumps, jelly-lumps
Smoothing out the little chinks in your mind
Cutting bumps down to size
Slipping in a quick surprise

Feel the motion
(Regular, regular)
Spreading out to every part

In from your skin
(Regular, regular)
To your palpitating heart

Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Mechanical masseur
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur

Orgasms in broad daylight
Orbital intimidation
Hear the call of the padded saviour's cry
Directed wherever you will
Its firm response will always thrill

Feel the motion
(Regular, regular)
Spreading out to every part

In from your skin
(Regular, regular)
To your palpitating heart

Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Mechanical masseur
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur

Kate was restless
So was Bill
They shared a dream
And a machine

One night, it got so involved
Intense
Couldn't break away
Last thing to go was the nose
Now they're a cloud of vibrating neutrinos

Feel the motion
(Regular, regular)
In from your skin
(Regular, regular)
(Regular, regular)
(Regular, regular)
(Regular, regular)