"Yard Sale" lyrics

She stuck a neon yellow cardboard sign
By the sign at the end of the street
She wrote in big ol' letters
Made a post online
Slapped a flyer on the door of the meat and three, yeah
Folks started showing
She was out front smokin'
On a cigarette waitin' with a smile
No price tags or fold out tables
It was all out there in a pile

She said three for a dollar, two for a dime
Buy one get one, just name your price
The way you done me, I'm half inclined
To let it all go, free-ninety-nine
And your three days to get it never did so hell
It's a "get his shit off the yard" sale, yeah

I like a redneck Vanna
And a lawn chair cabana
Sippin' on a special lemonade
She hollered brand new blower
Barely used mower
This could all be yours today
I'll cut you a deal
On a rod or reel
Lord knows he couldn't catch a cold
And whatever that is
I'll throw it in with it
Everything but the dog must go

So it's three for a dollar, two for a dime
Buy one get one, just name your price
The way you done me, I'm half inclined
To let it all go, free-ninety-nine
And your three days to get it never did so hell
It's a "get his shit off the yard" sale, yeah

Mmm, I had to ask, why so cheap
She took a long drag and looked at me
Said when life gives you lemons
Might as well make a buck
He's lucky he took the truck

Yeah it's three for a dollar, two for a dime
Buy one get one, just name your price
The way you done me, I'm half inclined
To let it all go, free-ninety-nine
And your three days to get it never did so hell
It's a "get his shit off the yard" sale

Get it gone
Bet he'll think twice next time