"Blackout Betty" lyrics

Why you gotta show your ass like that?
Wake up smelling like you smoked three packs
Your teeth are all fuzzy and your mouth taste bad
What time did you throw up?
Lost your keys and you lost your phone
Last night's make-up, still half on
And you don't even know how you got home
It's time for you to grow up

Blackout Betty
Blackout Betty

I'm starting to notice those smokers' lines
Your hands start shaking 'bout a quarter past 5
Why can't I have just one glass of wine?
Yeah, I'm a real piece of shit sometimes

Blackout Betty
If I had a dollar every time you said we
Never doing that, never doing that
Never doing that again

Circles on your eyes
Bruises on your thighs
You're taking your regret and pouring it on ice

Blackout Betty
If I had a dime for every time you said we
Never doing that, never doing that
Never doing that
Here we go again
Blackout Betty
Blackout Betty
Blackout Betty