"Belt Loops" lyrics

Well, she said, "Jealousy is something that distracts you"
I said, "It's hard to focus with your fingers in his belt loops"
And there was that dream about you, naked in the bathroom
Telephone just rang, I heard you say, "I'll call you back soon"

He's been waiting in the alley for an hour
She's been powdering her nose in the shower
And I've been tryin' to figure out where it went sour
But I think the ringing in my ears is getting louder

Hold out your hand, and

Take it easy
I already know what's been going on
I knew it all along, so just
Take it easy
You acted surprised, and I just rolled my eyes
It's gonna be alright
Well, alright

She's like a devil in a dark shade of lipstick
An unassuming sort of X-rated misfit
Her bottle's shook up, all you've gotta do is twist it
Before you get a chance, you'll already have missed it
He's got his arm around her, looking like an actress
Agenda-driven heathen posing like a baptist
Subtle proposition, will you fit him in your track list?
Maybe you'll just get right down to wearing out the mattress

Take what you can, and

Take it easy
I already know what's been going on
I knew it all along, so just
Take it easy
You acted surprised, and I just rolled my eyes
It's gonna be alright
Well, alright

Take it easy
I already know what's been going on
I knew it all along, so just
Take it easy
You acted surprised, and I just rolled my eyes
It's gonna be alright

Just so we're straight, and you don't get the wrong impression
Don't need a silly little overdue confession
Just remember when you're over at his house, undressing
He's just another sucker who's about to learn a lesson