"Ho Happy (Skit)" lyrics
These are all prom cut bitches
$6 million worth of dynamite
It's Fort Knox and panties
Her right here. Hm. That's China. The chinky eyed choker.
No gag reflex. She dated your favorite rapper's rapper.
Cashed out of 650K. Made out with a Bitly GT.
Beauty salon and a down payment on a gated community in Alpine, New Jersey
Oh girl, you see what you get when you good at it
Now this bitch right here, her name is Paula the piñata
She used to be a Paris model
Got the prettiest smile and match with those two pineapples standing firm in an Alice and Olivia satin laced skintight dress
I mean could it get any tighter?
Hm Shake them girl. She juggled two basketball players on the same team.
Caused so much commotion they had to do a trade before the contracts was up
She tallied up 1.5 million, two cars, and birthed a child.
Now, that's 18 years of child support
Go figure it
Now, where's my baby? Come here, baby
Right here. This is sexy Lexi, the Latin stallion, standing at 5'
With triple D's and no waist, just ass
Look at all that ass. Turn around.
We call her Coca-Cola because of how her body is shaped
She turned out a judge in a crooked city case
They gave her 2 million for hush money
Now over here, that's Jackie. Oh, happy Jackie to be exact.
Come here honey. She a soul snatcher.
I call her turnpike. You got to pay to get on and pay to get off her.
Her specialty is ballers, actors, scammers, gamblers, and corporate elites
Her yearly total is well over 300K with all the amenities to match
She's actually my favorite
$6 million worth of dynamite
It's Fort Knox and panties
Her right here. Hm. That's China. The chinky eyed choker.
No gag reflex. She dated your favorite rapper's rapper.
Cashed out of 650K. Made out with a Bitly GT.
Beauty salon and a down payment on a gated community in Alpine, New Jersey
Oh girl, you see what you get when you good at it
Now this bitch right here, her name is Paula the piñata
She used to be a Paris model
Got the prettiest smile and match with those two pineapples standing firm in an Alice and Olivia satin laced skintight dress
I mean could it get any tighter?
Hm Shake them girl. She juggled two basketball players on the same team.
Caused so much commotion they had to do a trade before the contracts was up
She tallied up 1.5 million, two cars, and birthed a child.
Now, that's 18 years of child support
Go figure it
Now, where's my baby? Come here, baby
Right here. This is sexy Lexi, the Latin stallion, standing at 5'
With triple D's and no waist, just ass
Look at all that ass. Turn around.
We call her Coca-Cola because of how her body is shaped
She turned out a judge in a crooked city case
They gave her 2 million for hush money
Now over here, that's Jackie. Oh, happy Jackie to be exact.
Come here honey. She a soul snatcher.
I call her turnpike. You got to pay to get on and pay to get off her.
Her specialty is ballers, actors, scammers, gamblers, and corporate elites
Her yearly total is well over 300K with all the amenities to match
She's actually my favorite
