"Autotheist" lyrics

Dear God up in heaven
Are you glad I learned my lesson?
Not making any promises
That it'll end any time soon
Dear God up in heaven
How do I fucking get in?
You tried to make me scared of hell
But I'm living there, I'm living there

And if I was God, I'd kill the people who believe in me
And if I was God, I'd make everybody bow to me
And who says that I'm not God? I am God to me
And if I was God, I'd make you all believe in me

Dear God up in heaven
You saved my soul, held me for ransom
You said my life was yours and I tried so fucking hard
Dear God up in heaven
Who do you really let in?
I pray that it's not me, I'd rather die than be
With you

And if I was God, I'd kill the people who believe in me
And if I was God, I'd make everybody bow to me
And who says that I'm not God? I am God to me
And if I was God, I'd make you all believe in me

You are not my God
You sent all of these people after me
You are not my God
You kept me from feeling anything
Who says you are a God at all?
God is only me
When I become God, I promise you'll believe in me