"I Never Fail To Deliver The Mail" lyrics

I never fail to deliver the mail
I never fail to deliver the mail
Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman
Tyrone the mailman does not fail!

When you need to send a letter, or send a card or even better
A birthday gift to show you ca-are, I'm the guy who gets it there!

I never fail to deliver the mail
I never fail to deliver the mail
Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman
Tyrone the mailman does not fail!

Not rain or snow or gloom of niggaight, mosquito bites or a busted light
Nor smelly smells or scary sounds will keep me from my postal rounds
An envelope or package, a parcel or box, or a 53-pound bag of dirt and bricks and rocks
The size, it doesn't matter, the weight, I just don't care
As long as there's a postage stamp, the mailman gets it there!

I never fail to deliver the mail
I never fail to deliver the mail
Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman
Tyrone the mailman does not fail!