"Applause Parody" lyrics

Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up
But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage
I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane

I combined art and pop and made a flop
Don't let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly
[Miley Cyrus portrayed by Bart Baker] Same with me
[Amanda Bynes portrayed by Shane Dawson] And me
[Justin Bieber portrayed by Bart Baker] And me, swag! [Spits on ground]

I've covered myself in blood
I've worn a meat dress
I've even convinced the world I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All of the stuff I do is for the fame
Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays

I think I'm god's gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random shit all over my face

I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I'm a woman suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin' idea how many drugs I am on
(A lot)

I am the definition of egotistic
She's right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
I'm so conceited and smug I eat my own shit
Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss

Everyone clap for me
Yes that is it
Now you're all under my spell I am a fame witch

[Backup Dancers:] Gaga you're amazing, a true genius
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless

[Gaga:] Yes, it's working
I'm transforming, into a true fame monster
Soon I will rule all the earth

[Male backup dancer:] Hey look, isn't that Madonna?

[Madonna:] Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly
I was the first attention whore
Now it's time to end this war

Look at my magical jugs they'll set you free
Stop giving Gaga your love
Save it for me

[Gaga:] Don't listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping

[Male backup dancer:] Actually we've had enough, you're getting boring

[Madonna:] The whole world's sick of you, check this headline

[Female backup dancer:] Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times

[Madonna:] Sorry Gaga, you're through

[Gaga:] No this can't be
Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me
Oh no, what's happening?