"Flex" lyrics
(feat. Sonn)
So I'm sweet like tooti frooti
Booty gave me cooties
1970 shit
Might just pop a ludie
Fuck a sinus cold, fuck pneumonia
Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner
And I had to phone her and her name is Mona
And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner
She need the dong to live and I'm the donor
So I get a big bag and I flex
Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex
So I drop another track, yeah I'm next
And I did it like that, I'm the best
Diamonds I talk about
Got a little bit of plastic, I'm moving the copper now
Can you tell me why your girl has a potty mouth
Why is this something you haven't even thought about
Heard that I'm the best
Gucci on my chest
Speaking for the public
I don't got a problem
Sipping on some bubbly
Man my life is lovely
Ya mommy on my case
Why she tryna rub me
Booty so wide its 5 by 5
Make a couple racks 25 x 5
Bandwidth it be WiFi
Not Sci-fi, sorry Bill Nye
Doing just fine, 500 there
500 there, 500 squared
In my bank account, I'ma tell you now
I'm doing just fine, fuck a discount
So I'm sweet like tooti frooti
Booty gave me cooties
1970 shit
Might just pop a ludie
Fuck a sinus cold, yeah fuck pneumonia
Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner
And I had to phone her and her name is Mona
And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner
She need the dong to live and I'm the donor
So I get a big bag and I flex
Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex
So I drop another track, yeah I'm next
And I did it like that, I'm the best
Gotta take a shit
Might just shit on you
I don't give a frick
I'm the fuckin' dude
Dude where's my car
I don't own a car
Take a trip to Zanzibar
So I did some research and I learned a bit
That you ain't nothing, but a little bitch
And I piped your mom cause shes my prof
Cause I wanted A's but she gave me D's (she only gave me D's)
(What? Fuck this)
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z, huh
Why your bitch in my bed, huh
Why this baby not fed, huh
Why this baby say Zed
You know I'm from Canada, right
So I'm sweet like tooti frooti
Booty gave me cooties
1970 shit
Might just pop a ludie
Fuck a sinus cold, yeah fuck pneumonia
Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner
And I had to phone her and her name is Mona
And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner
She need the dong to live and I'm the donor
So I get a big bag and I flex
Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex
So I drop another track, yeah I'm next
And I did it like that, I'm the best
Booty gave me cooties
1970 shit
Might just pop a ludie
Fuck a sinus cold, fuck pneumonia
Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner
And I had to phone her and her name is Mona
And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner
She need the dong to live and I'm the donor
So I get a big bag and I flex
Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex
So I drop another track, yeah I'm next
And I did it like that, I'm the best
Diamonds I talk about
Got a little bit of plastic, I'm moving the copper now
Can you tell me why your girl has a potty mouth
Why is this something you haven't even thought about
Heard that I'm the best
Gucci on my chest
Speaking for the public
I don't got a problem
Sipping on some bubbly
Man my life is lovely
Ya mommy on my case
Why she tryna rub me
Booty so wide its 5 by 5
Make a couple racks 25 x 5
Bandwidth it be WiFi
Not Sci-fi, sorry Bill Nye
Doing just fine, 500 there
500 there, 500 squared
In my bank account, I'ma tell you now
I'm doing just fine, fuck a discount
So I'm sweet like tooti frooti
Booty gave me cooties
1970 shit
Might just pop a ludie
Fuck a sinus cold, yeah fuck pneumonia
Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner
And I had to phone her and her name is Mona
And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner
She need the dong to live and I'm the donor
So I get a big bag and I flex
Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex
So I drop another track, yeah I'm next
And I did it like that, I'm the best
Gotta take a shit
Might just shit on you
I don't give a frick
I'm the fuckin' dude
Dude where's my car
I don't own a car
Take a trip to Zanzibar
So I did some research and I learned a bit
That you ain't nothing, but a little bitch
And I piped your mom cause shes my prof
Cause I wanted A's but she gave me D's (she only gave me D's)
(What? Fuck this)
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z, huh
Why your bitch in my bed, huh
Why this baby not fed, huh
Why this baby say Zed
You know I'm from Canada, right
So I'm sweet like tooti frooti
Booty gave me cooties
1970 shit
Might just pop a ludie
Fuck a sinus cold, yeah fuck pneumonia
Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner
And I had to phone her and her name is Mona
And of course I got her leashed up I'm a loner
She need the dong to live and I'm the donor
So I get a big bag and I flex
Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex
So I drop another track, yeah I'm next
And I did it like that, I'm the best
Writer(s): Alexander Gumuchian
