"TM Song" lyrics

Yes you are
Listen
I'm in the driveway
Hey what are you talking about?
I saw you on the lawn
Hey you
Hey what?
Will you will you get off my front lawn with your car?
Ahh shut up
What are you doin'?
Hey he can't talk to him like that
Yeah what's goin' on?
I'm gonna call the police
Hey listen
What are you talking about?
I saw the whole thing and you're innocent
You keep out of it
Come on guys let's take off
What are you talking about?
Ah why don't you go arrest me from here?

Whew it's time for me to meditate

What time is it?
How long has it been?
Bubbles and ripples floatin' through my mind
I must have drifted away

Since I sat down
Where have I been?
The mantra my mantra must have took me away
It must have took me away

Maharishi gave it to me
And I wonder if it set me free
And it did
And he'll tell you, "Sometimes it goes real fast and other times it goes real slow
Any way you do it well, it's bound to work I know"

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Transcendental meditation should be part of your time
It's simple it's easy as making this rhyme
Transcendental meditation really works for me good
More much more than I thought it would