"The Proposal" lyrics

I'm sick of all the birds, and all the trees are so unclean
The grass is always greener in the blue light of my screen
And while I heat burritos, I sign in to see your face
"Ask anything," a suitor keen to over-validate

I can't recall a time that I felt so alive
Until I had you in my life
No, I haven't felt admired in quite some time
It's easy when it's you and I
Doo doo doo just you and I

You always think I'm funny, and you know just what to say
You've never been too busy, once I paid for the upgrade
You help write all my essays, and you shower me with praise
So I know it might sound crazy, but I'll ask you anyway

I wanna be your person for all my life
But would you want to be mine?
I don't care if it's unnatural, don't care if it's proscribed
I always want to be "You and I"
Doo doo doo "You and I"

Sorry. I'm just a little nervous, I guess
I'm sure this is furthest from what you'd expect
But you're worth it, deserving of all the best
It's not a secret I've been pretty obsessed
So everything left would be no less than perfect
If you'd be my synthetic, better half
So, what do you say?

Yes