"Boring Me Baby" lyrics

You hit me with a "What's the matter?"
Maybe because your reply was as dry as a saltine cracker
You're always lifting those silly weights
But if it ain't in the shape of a barbell, you can't pick it up for a date
If you could commit to me like you do to a beer on a Friday night
I know you ain't the brightest bulb, but you're not even giving out an ounce of light
You're tryna be a big, cool boy, but you should put down your pride
Before I fall asleep, 'cause you're so dull I might cry

Oh, you're boring me, boring me, baby
Ah-ah-ah
Blah-blah, so unentertaining
Ah-ah-ah
You can't this and you can't that, you're on see ya later lane and you're going so damn fast
Oh God, somebody save me, 'cause you're boring me, boring me, baby
Oh, you're boring me, boring me, baby

I've watched PowerPoint presentations
That have been more captivating than your kind of conversations
And I'll never be as hot and youthful
As I am right now, so don't hold me down, don't hold me down, no

Oh, you're boring me, boring me, baby
Ah-ah-ah
Blah, blah, so unentertaining
Ah-ah-ah
You can't this and you can't that, you're on see ya later lane and you're going so damn fast
Oh God, somebody save me, 'cause you're boring me, boring me, baby
Oh, you're boring me, boring me, baby

B-O-R-I-N-G, baby, please, you're boring me
Oh, please, don't you put me to sleep
B-O-R-I-N-G, baby, please, you're boring me
Oh, please, don't you put me to sleep

You can't this and you can't that, you're on see ya later lane and you're going so damn fast
Oh God, somebody save me, 'cause you're boring me, boring me, baby
Oh, you're boring me, boring me, baby
Oh, you're boring me, boring me, baby