"Mr. Hypocrite" lyrics

If I ever walked in with cigarette lit in my hand I'm guilty
If I ever walked out without saying goodbye out loud you'd kill me
Then ya light up, go and get drunk
Did you forget to text me ... highly unlikely

You're wanting me to play nice
The well behaved wife
While you're drinking all night at the bar
Oh, you say but don't do
There's two sets of rules
Tell me who do you think you are?

Hey Mr Hypocrite
I think I'm over it
Always an issue with something I do
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Say you're not having it
I think it's pretty rich
Coming from you

I'm like, Hey Mr Hypocrite
No you don't have a say in this
I don't care, what you think
Wanna put myself first
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Everything you preach you contradict
I don't care what you think
Wanna put myself first

I can't have guy friends but you say she's just like your sister
I can't wear a tight dress but you don't seem to mind when it fits her
I don't understand why you're so mad
I just said what you did huh?
I give up

You say I should work out
And care more about my health
While you hotbox your car
Oh, you say but don't do
There's two sets of rules
Tell me who do you think you are?

Hey Mr Hypocrite
I think I'm over it
Always an issue with something I do
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Say you're not having it
I think it's pretty rich
Coming from you

I'm like, Hey Mr Hypocrite
No you don't have a say in this
I don't care, what you think
Wanna put myself first
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Everything you preach you contradict
I don't care what you think
Wanna put myself first

Hey
Hey Mr, Mr, Mr Hypocrite
Hey Mr, Mr, Mr Hypocrite
I'm sick of your shit and your constant contradiction
Oh hey Mr
Hey Mr

Hey Mr Hypocrite
I think I'm over it
Always an issue with something I do
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Say you're not having it
I think it's pretty rich
Coming from you

I'm like, Hey Mr Hypocrite
No you don't have a say in this
I don't care, what you think
Wanna put myself first
Hey Mr Hypocrite
Everything you preach you contradict
I don't care what you think
Wanna put myself first