"If We All Had A Bong (Bong Song)" lyrics

Well we flew into Tallahassee on a wing and a prayer
Trying to exercise our freedom 'cause we could smell it in the air
I met one lady from the left, another one from the right
I said, "Girls, don't get your panties
Twisted, there's no need to be uptight"

If we all had a bong, we'd all get along
No more fussing and fighting, we'd all see right from wrong
We'd dance to the music and we'd all sing the same song
And if we all had a bong, we'd all get along

Well we made it up to New York City where the buildings are so tall
And them marquees up on Broadway all made me feel so small
I saw two men throwing punches, yeah the whole scene was real trippy
I said, "Boys, can't we just be friends
Like in the days when we were hippies?"

If we all had a bong, we'd all get along
No more fussing and fighting, we'd all see right from wrong
We'd dance to the music and we'd all sing the same song
And if we all had a bong, we'd all get along

My mama came down to the station to try to pay my bail
She said, "I told you you would end up in that Hernando County jail"
I said, "Ma, it ain't illegal," but the judge still threw the book
He didn't bust me for smoking weed, he just don't like the way I look

But if we all had a bong, we'd all get along
No more fussing and fighting, we'd all see right from wrong
We'd dance to the music and we'd all sing the same song
And if we all had a bong, we'd all get along
If we all had a bong, we'd all get along
No more fussing and fighting, we'd all see right from wrong
We'd dance to the music and we'd all sing the same song
If we all had a bong, we'd all get along

If we all had a bong, we'd all get along
No more fussing and fighting, we'd all see right from wrong
Yeah, we'd dance to the music and we'd all sing the same song
If we all had a bong, we'd all get along