Ben Folds & Nick Hornby - Levi Johnston's Blues Lyrics

Ben Folds & Nick Hornby Lyrics

"Levi Johnston's Blues"

Woke up this morning, what do I see?
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir."
"Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter"
So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister
Already got a girl and her name's Bristol."
They all laugh and say "Where you been, sonny?
Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency."

So I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married."
They say, "Soon you will, boy, she just announced it."
I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her what's goin' on

I'm a fuckin' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling, I guess
You fuck with me and I'll kick your ass

So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell them I'm eighteen years old
They say, "Levi, it's too late. You gotta do as you're told"

So I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married."
They say, "Soon you will, boy, she just announced it."
I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girl's home
I'm gonna lay down the law
And tell her what's goin' on

I'm a fuckin' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling, I guess
You fuck with me and I'll kick your ass

I'm a fucking redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess
You fuck with me and I kick your ass

I'm a fucking redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Get on my snowboard, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess
You fuck with me and I kick your ass

Yeah

I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess
I kick your ass

I'm a fucking redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess
You fuck with me and I kick your ass

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album: "Lonely Avenue" (2010)

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