"So Damn Hard (To Be So Damn Good)" lyrics

I wake up on the floor, I don't remember why
A little blood on my shirt, I got a big black eye
I'm dressed for success, just don't look under the hood
It's so damn hard to be so damn good

I walk down the street, I got a spring in my step
I owe Tom a little money, made a few bad bets
Spent too much scratch on an Italian suit
It's so damn hot to be so damn cute

Baby I'm feeling myself, I greet the haters with a smile
It's so damn hard to have so much style

I fall flat on my face while I'm hailing a cab
Kids are laughing on the corner yeah but I'm not mad
I tell 'em "Stay in school", some other good advice
It's so damn hard to be so damn nice

Hecklers at the concert baby, critics can be cruel
It's so damn hard to be so damn cool

I'm singing outta tune but I don't care
My wife, she likes me even more now that I'm losing my hair
You say you feel my pain babe, I wish you could
It's so damn hard to be so damn good
It's so damn hard to be so damn good