"My New Number One" lyrics

Number 7 was a psycho-kinetic supervillain with X-ray vision
I could see she was not the one
Number 8 was a live grenade
She pulled the pin but it would not detonate
Left me stranded in the Barcelona sun

Number 3 was the Giving Tree
She gave me nothing but the third degree
So, I went back to my old wicked ways

Yeah, you are my new number one
Yeah, you are my new number one with a bullet, on liquid fire
Solid smoke, my prime desire

Number 6 was a quick fix
Never stick rebound bag of tricks
Left me a fool out in the rain
Number 5 was revving high
She overheated on our first test drive
So, we tried to end as friends

Yeah, you are my new number one
Yeah, you are my new number one with a bullet, on liquid fire
Solid smoke, my prime desire

That brings us down to the one before you
This is everything I've learned
In the end it doesn't matter what you do or what you don't do
Sometimes you get burned
Sometimes you burn

Yeah, you are my new number one
Yeah, you are my new number one with a bullet, on liquid fire
Solid smoke, my prime desire