"I Wouldn't Have Missed It For The World" lyrics

Ooh, my poor old head
Who's that in the mirror?
Ooh it's me
My eyes look like two cherries in a bowl of buttermilk
Hey fellas, I got a sad story to tell ya

Now the newspaper said it was Wednesday
When I finally drug myself outta bed
But I got up Monday mornin' hurtin'
Deep inside my poor old head
You see I got paid Friday night and I decided to swing
And ah, I guess I really gave it a whirl
I don't know where I went or what I did
But ah, I wouldn't have missed it for the world

Well the last thing I can remember
I hollered set 'em up for the whole bar
And don't nobody worry about closin' time
'Cause ah I gotta fifth on the seat of my car
Then I went somewhere with somebody
And after that it kinda gets all blurred
I don't know where I went or what I did
But ah, I wouldn't have missed it for the world

Oh you know I still think I can hear that honky tonk piano
Maybe the music got me that way
No somebody said I was inebriated
I don't know what that means
Good lookin'?
Nah, couldn't have been that, ah

Well you see I don't remember exactly what happened
But I know it's just a question of time
'Til some cat come over who saw me
He's gonna tell me what I did to my mind
I ain't got a penny left in my pocket
Gee, I hope I spent it on some girl
I don't know where I went or what I did
But ah, I wouldn't have missed it for the world

I don't know where I went or what I did
But ah, I wouldn't have missed it for the world

Ooh my head
I guess I'm gonna quit
Today my brain's all thumbs
I know what happened, somebody put alcohol in my drink
Oh that's it, I quit, oh no
Well, maybe a little wine
Anybody got a drink?