"WISE GUY" lyrics

"WISE GUY"
(feat. Roy Alfonso)

Somebody go get me my fuckin' cigar!
Fuck, hehehe
Alright
Now pass me the fuckin' mic, yeah

My name is Billy, I'm the fuckin' shagmeister
Pull up with the piper
Lay that boy down six feet under
They wonder, "how'd I get this bag?"
Ya see
Walked up in the bank, took all that they had
Ya see

Look at me
Alright
Now look at you
Alright
Shiny shoes just to match my shiny tooth
Alright
I'm off the goose
Alright
I'm off the juice
Alright
Making money like I'm fuckin' fifty-two
Alright

Same gang since alphabet soup
I'm droppin' hits like Rocky too
I'm in the booth all afternoon
Who are you?
My accountant is a motherfuckin' goon
He gets the bag by any means
Know what I mean?
You need the bag?
Come talk to me

I'm not a rapper
I'm a fuckin' LLC
I might sell my fuckin' catalogue and buy a Crispy Creme
Shoutout Wu-Tang Clan
Bitch I feel like ODB
I'm really him, I'm really him
I'm really he, he-hehe

I never passed my fuckin' classes
I always stared at teachers asses
Now I entertain the masses, I'm a G
I never worked a second job
I never had a fuckin boss
I never clocked in for shit
I'm fuckin me

I keep a cannon on my motherfuckin' belt
Yeah, that's right
I keep the racks up on my shelf, mhm
You fuck with Billy
I might throw your ass in the sea
You see, the fuckin underground gave me the key
Yeah

Fuck a billboard hit
Fuck a number one single
Fuck your radio
I'm Billy motherfucker, I'm pimpin'
Been in the game so long I'm getting old
I'm fuckin limpin'
I played a show
I sold enough fuckin' merch to start a business
Yeah

I make a bag and start trippin'
Dropping albums every minute
Tell your shawty
"I'mma need those fuckin digits"
Yeah
I got an appetite
I'm eating silly rappers for breakfast
Need a forty-seven year old bitch to do my taxes

At the dentist told them fill my mouth with [?] gingivitis
I'm a motherfuckin' menace to this rap game
Got arthritis 'cause I stay up super late
I write these bars all fuckin' day
I could make a song a week 'til I turn gray
We're getting paid
Yeah, hahaha

Pass that fuckin' cigar
Aw
I'm takin' dick pills
Fuck it
Yeah


EP: "JESTER X ULTIMA" (2026)
Billy Marchiafava - JESTER X ULTIMA EP cover
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