"Open Up Them Pearly Gates" lyrics

Come on now all you sinners
If you wanna get to heaven heaven
You better get right down on your knees and pray
All you gambling sinners better stop playing that 7-eleven
Or you won't be ready for to meet your judgment day

Open up them pearly gates
Open up them pearly gates
Open up them pearly gates for me
When you hear that trumpet blast
I'll be coming home at last
Open up them pearly gates for me

You better go out to your chicken roost
And ask yourself an honest question
And the good lord's gonna know it if you lie
You better turn all them chickens loose
Or you're gonna die from indigestion
When you eat that stolen chicken pie

Open up them pearly gates
Open up them pearly gates
Open up them pearly gates for me
When you hear that trumpet blast
I'll be coming home at last
Open up them pearly gates for me

You better take that old keg of gin
And dump it every bit right in the river
And don't you let ole satan stay your hand
Cause if you fill it up again
It's gonna eat a hole right in your liver
And the gates won't open
When you reach that promised land

Open up them pearly gates
Open up them pearly gates
Open up them pearly gates for me
When you hear that trumpet blast
I'll be coming home at last
Open up them pearly gates for me