"The Drunk Man's Blues" lyrics

I had some beer by 8
And some shots by 9
I love some Jack in the morning time
Oh yeah
The devil don't want my soul
At least not 'til I've had my whiskey
And my cup runneth full
Of wine

I drank some wine by 12
And some rum by 1
I drank tequila in the vibrant sun
Oh yeah
Jesus can't save my soul
If I can't shotgun beers in Heaven
I don't wanna go
Alright

The vodka flowed
Before the clock hit 3
It's 5 somewhere
So the gin's on me
Oh yeah
Do I even have a soul?
If I drink to feel less empty
Hope I'm never full

The cops came by 6
And I was looking sick
They try to catch me
I was much too quick
Oh yeah
I used to have a soul
But I traded it for absinthe
Now I'm feeling whole
Yeah

I had more beer by 8
And more shots by 9
I love some Jack in the evening time
Oh yeah
The devil has got my soul
At least now that I've had my whiskey
I know my cup runneth full