"Kiss My Country Ass" lyrics

Tearin' down a dirt road
Rebel flag flyin'
Coon dog in the back
Truck bed loaded down with beer
And a cold one in my lap
Earnhardt sticker behind my head
And my woman by my side
Tail-pipe's poppin'
The radio's rockin' "Country Boy Can Survive"
If you got a problem with that
Ha-ha!
You can kiss my country ass

Well, I love Turkey calls, overalls, Wrangler jeans
Smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds
Tattoos up and down my arms
And deer heads over my bed
My Granddaddy fought in World War Two
My Daddy went to Vietnam
And I ain't scared to grab my gun
And fight for my homeland
If you don't love the American flag
You can kiss my country ass

If you're a down-home, backwoods redneck
Hey come on, stand up and raise your glass
But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd
You can kiss my country ass
Aw yeah!

Aw yeah

Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there
That's lookin' down on me
'Cause the country club where I belong
Is the Honky Tonk 'til three in the mornin'
Don't wear no fancy clothes
No ties or three-piece suits
You can find me in my camouflage cap
My T-shirt and cowboy boots
If that don't fit your social class
You can kiss my country ass

If you're a down-home, backwoods redneck
Hey, come on, stand up and raise your glass
But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd
You can kiss my country ass

Well, I'm a front-porch-sittin'
Guitar-pickin', moonshine-sippin'
Backer-juice-spittin' country boy from the woods
And I love fried chicken and blue-gill fishin'
And outlaw women, an' I wouldn't change if I could
No!
I ain't tryin' to start no fight
But I'll finish one every time
So, you just mind your own damn business
Stay the hell outta mine
If you got a problem with that
You can kiss my country ass

I said, "If you got a problem with any of that
You can kiss my natural-born, redneck-to-the-bone
Ever-lovin' country ass."