"The Bartender" lyrics

Mr. Bourbon and Coke
Laughs at all of my jokes
When he's drinking
Mr. Martini stares
And he never shares
What he's thinking

Miss Sexy Red Wine
Tells me at closing time
That she'll phone me
Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass
Watches hookers walk past
When he's lonely

I'm a bartender
I pour the drinks
Laugh with the sinners
And cry with the saints
And even if they don't remember
I try to make their bar tender

Mr. Never Does Tip
Says that none of his kids ever call home
Mrs. Chews On Her Lip
Tells someone she's at work on her cell phone

Mrs. Husband Just Died
Always breaks down and cries
On the weekends
Just another long night
In a bartender's life
With some good friends

I'm a bartender
I pour the drinks
Laugh with the sinners
And cry with the saints
And even if they don't remember
I try to make their bar tender

And even if they don't remember
I try to make their bar tender