"Wouldn't That Be Nice" lyrics

Well, lock your door lady or I'll jump in your car
I know you know how nasty we are
Poke out your eyeballs and make you a scar
Make you have to walk real far

Mess up your hairdo and sit on your face
Scatter your makeup all over the place
Take all your money and kidnap your kids
Take all your money and buy me some lids

Then I'll call up your husband and tell him you're dead
Take out your tonsils and make you give head
Let out the air out of all of your tires
Take out your molars with needle-nose pliers

Make you do everything you don't want to do
Buy me some earthworms and smear them on you
Put your fat head in a rusty old vice
Yeah, wouldn't that be nice