"What's My Age Again? (Demo)" lyrics

I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feelin' right
We started makin' out, and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends told me to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called my mom from a payphone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends told me to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends told me to act my age
(What's my age again?)
(What's my age again?)
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
With many years ahead to fall in line
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends told me to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?