"R U STILL THERE?" lyrics

Hi this is Caroline, leave a message and I'll call you back, bye
Hey Caroline its um me, I-uh-I uh I uh called
Can ya'll shut the fuck up please
Anyway um I was calling cause I wrote this um poem
I mean its not really a poem it uh

So guess well never know
If its beautiful
To live with our eyes closed
Are you still there?
Are you still there?
Are you still there?

[*ringing*]

Hi baby
Baby last night I was in my mind
Took a couple pills I called a hundred times
You silly boys always putting all the effort in the wrong places
Why don't you drive there now?

(I don't-I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know)
(What if she calls the cops, what if I get shot?)

If you don't show her you exist, how will she ever know?
A woman knows a woman best
My intuition says
If you don't leave until she comes outside she'll be all yours-
Hello are you still there?
You have 30 seconds remaining
Are you enjoying your fantasy?
Press 6 if you'd like to wake up
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