"Jordan Billie Pets The Wild Horse's Mane" lyrics

Today I shaved every inch of my body
And mailed the hair to you, mailed the hair to you
Today I shaved every inch of my body
And mailed the hair to you, mailed the hair to you
Today I shaved every inch of my body
And mailed the hair to you, mailed the hair to you
Today I shaved every inch of my body
And mailed the hair to you, mailed the hair to you

Does this excite you?
Is this what you like, pen pal?
Does this excite you?
Is this what you like, pen pal?

Today I mailed a brick through your window
Today I mailed a brick through your window
Today I mailed a brick through your window
Today I mailed a brick through your window

I sucked your soap like a sugared apple
(And watched you shower so clean)
I steamed your mirrors with nostrils flared
I sucked your soap like a sugared apple
(And watched you shower so clean)
I steamed your mirrors with nostrils flared

Pen pal, I'm afraid that our meetings are no longer coincidental
It's hard to be discrete when hooves hit concrete
It's hard to fit in when you look like equestrian