"2 boys" lyrics

No I don't expect you
To do it all
Don't mean to offend you
It's not your fault

If you wanna keep me captivated
Not agitated
Baby I'm complicated
You can't answer every call

I need one with 6 pack abs
That I can eat my dinner right offa
Another one who looks like a dad
That's gonna pick the kids up from soccer

I wanna have the crab and the lobster
Wanna have a little lad and the mobster
Spin me like a fucking helicopter

I need two boys
One to cook me breakfast in the morning
And one to make a mess with when I'm horny
One won't satisfy me
No. I need to have the choice
I need two boys
One to be the shoulder that I cry on
And one to be the body that I lie on
One won't satisfy me
No. I need to have the choice

I need one of every color
Need a daddy
Need a mother
Need a fighter
Need a lover
Hey what are you doing step brother?

I need Reynolds
I need Gosling
I need one to call me darling
Need an Aries
And a Pisces
One that's sweet
And one that's spicy

Ooh

Ever since I was a little girl
Wanted all the options in the world
I've never been able to
Pick between two toys

I need two boys
One to cook me breakfast in the morning
And one to make a mess with when I'm horny
One won't satisfy me
No. I need to have the choice
I need two boys
One to be the shoulder that I cry on
And one to be the body that I lie on
One won't satisfy me
No. I need to have the choice

I don't wanna choose
I want two I want two
But if I had to choose
I want you
And I want you

I don't wanna choose
I want two I want two
But if I had to choose
I want you, you, you

I need two boys
One to cook me breakfast in the morning
And one to make a mess with when I'm horny
One won't satisfy me
No. I need to have the choice
I need two boys
One to be the shoulder that I cry on
And one to be the body that I lie on
One won't satisfy me
No. I need to have the choice

I need two boys