"The Aristocrats" lyrics

And the stars want you to stare at them
And the stars want you to stare at them
But you won't hear it mentioned
How they love the attention
And demand your devotion
Without any question

And the stars can't take your eyes off them
And the stars can't take your eyes off them
I don't know if you know this
But they want you to notice
And it's hugely endearing
How you're just out of focus

First time I fell was a blessed relief
Last thing I saw was your two gold teeth
Do we really need to focus on that?
Now we're both rolling with the aristocrats
First time I fell was a blessed relief
Last thing I saw was your two gold teeth
Do we really need to focus on that?
Now we're both rolling with the aristocrats
And don't you just hate us

And the stars better beware of them
Yeah, the stars you ought to be scared of them
'Cos they're trying to reach you
And they're dying to meet you
And they come from the future
And they just wanna eat you

First time I fell was a blessed relief
Last thing I saw was your two gold teeth
Do we really need to focus on that?
Now we're both rolling with the aristocrats
First time I fell was a blessed relief
Last thing I saw was your two gold teeth
Do we really need to focus on that?
Now we're both rolling with the aristocrats
And don't you just hate us

First time I fell was a blessed relief
Last thing I saw was your two gold teeth
Do we really need to focus on that?
Now we're both rolling with the aristocrats
First time I fell was a blessed relief
Last thing I saw was your two gold teeth
Do we really need to focus on that?
Now we're both rolling with the aristocrats
And don't you just hate us...