"Yazoo Street Scandal" lyrics

Stranded out in the night
Eliza took me down
To see the widow give
Rain to the town
It's against the law
To be a tonic man
But the widow knows
She's got the upper hand
So I went on in
Feelin' kinda wheezy
You know she soothed my mind, boys
She rocked me kinda slow and easy
All day and all night

Pick a card before you go
It's a long trip to Mexico

Eliza wait by the door
I can't stay here anymore, no, no

Then she took a pill
She washed her feet in the mud
She said "Look out son
You know, I just ordered a flood
For forty days and forty nights"

Then I dropped my shoes
Eliza called my name
She said it looked to her
Like it's gonna rain
Then the cotton king
Came in chokin'
And the widow laughed and said:
"I ain't jokin'
Take once for all"
She said "Now don't ya tease me
I just fell in love, boy
So rock me kinda slow and kinda easy
All day and all night"

Sweet William said
With a drunken head:
"If I had a boat
I'd help y'all float"
Eliza stood there watching
William in a trance
As the widow did the St. Vitus dance
But just then an old man
With a boat named "Breezy"
Said: "You can ride with Clyde, boys
If you rock it kinda slow and easy
All day and all night"