"U.M.C. (Upper Middle Class) (Live)" lyrics

Aw, shuffle
Huh, yeah

I wanna be a lawyer
Doctor or professor
Member of the UMC
I want an air conditioner
Cottage on the river
And all the money I can see, yeah
Oh yeah

Yeah, I wanna drive a Lincoln
Spend my evenings drinkin'
The very best Burgundy
I want a yacht for sailin'
A private eye for tailing'
My wife if she's a bit too free, yeah
Oh, oh yeah

Yeah, I've been told ever since I was a boy
It's what you ought to be
A part of the UMC, yeah
Oh

Oh yeah
Ah yeah
Oh
Hey

I wanna drive a Lincoln
And spend my evenings drinkin'
I want some stock in GM and GE
An office in the city
Secretary pretty
Takin' dictation on my knee

I want a paid vacation
Don't wanna have to ration
A thing with anyone but me
And if there's war or famine
Promise I'll examine
The details if they're on TV, yeah

I'll pretend to be liberal
But sure support the GOP
As part of the UMC
Yeah, hey
Oh ho
Ooh

I wanna be a lawyer
Doctor or professor
Member of the UMC

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