"Cultural Consumer I" lyrics

"Cultural Consumer I"

Post grad walking down the aisle
Card swiped and he's stacking up his pile
He spends all his family's money
Reading tomes on the fall of Rome

Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Culture is consumed (Yeah)
Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Artefact consumer

Refined coffee table book style
Barnes and Noble member bibliophile
Q: how many 33 and 1/3's would they have
To publish every quarter to please this?

Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Culture is consumed (Yeah)
Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Artefact consumer

Ten thousand plays and books you must read before you die
No love life, he never gets out much, he's running out of time

Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Culture is consumed (Yeah)
Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Artefact consumer


Writer(s): Daniel Ryan, Nikki May Belfiglio, Adam See, Benjamin Michael Hozie, Adam Lee Shumski
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