"Funcoland Vs. The Southern Electorate" lyrics

"Funcoland Vs. The Southern Electorate"

Insurance: blow on it!
Debt: blow on it!
Global warming: blow on it!
Racist asshole: blow on them!
Blow on it like an old Nintendo

Broken car: blow on it!
Broke guitar: blow on it!
Broken amp: blow on it!
Pissed off girlfriend: blow on her!
Blow on it like an old Nintendo

This is how we solve all the problems in the world
This is how we solve all the problems in the world

Middle East: blow on it!
Terrorism: blow on it!
Donald Rumsfeld: blow on him!
George Bush: blow on him!
Blow on it like an old Nintendo

Unemployment: blow on it!
Alcoholic: blow on it!
Ashlee Simpson: blow on her!
Tuberculosis: blow on it!
Blow on it like an old Nintendo

This is how we solve all the problems in the world
This is how we solve all the problems in the world
This is how we solve all the problems in the world
This is how we solve all the problems in the world


Writer(s): Jeffrey Rosenstock
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