"IGuessThisIsGoodbye" lyrics

Everyone knows who he is, but say "Hi" to everyone
I'm—my name is Daniel Johnson. This is the name of my tape
And it's 'Hi, How Are You?'
And I, I was having a nervous breakdown when I recorded it

So long, so long
So long, so long, my dear friend
So long, so long

Dave, here I am on MTV, holding up my tape, 'Hi, How Are You?'
And they're recording me, Chad, I'm on MTV
Remember when we used to watch MTV back home?
Look, I'm on MTV, David

So long, so long
So long, so long, my dear friend