"You're So Rad" lyrics

You're so rad
More rad than my dad
If you were a fabric you'd be plaid
Everybody knows plaid is so rad
I think about you and I go mad
You're so rad
You really spark my nads
Some say you're good but I know you're bad
If you go I'll be sad
Stop the presses run an ad
If there were three of you
You'd be a rad triad
You're so rad.