"Hey Mario" lyrics
"Hey Mario"
(originally by Patent Pending)
I know you think you love her, but dude it's such a bummer
How you chase that girl around
You've been fighting all the battles, if she's really worth the hassle
You'd be living in the castle by now
And it makes me sick how you break these bricks
For a girl who barely knows you exist
Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude
I think you've got a problem
Mario, get your sh[coin] together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go, Mario
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low
Hey Mario
Get your sh[coin] together
Hey Mario
Or you'll chase this b[coin] forever
Warp zone, friend zone, High score
No more stalking this chick in a Koopa Troopa town
Live life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a girl get ya down
Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go
We'll jump the flag pole and light up the night
Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires
And you're spitting freaking fire
Mario, get your sh[coin] together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go, Mario
You're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking code
You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver
An athlete, a space man, a Super Smash surviver
You've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad
Down in Cocoa Beach where the hunnies at
Yea, get up, get up, get off the floor
She's not the one worth dying for
Mario, get your sh[coin] together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go, Mario
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low
(Hey mario) Hey Mario (hey mario)
Get your sh[coin] together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go, Mario
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low
Hey Mario
Get your sh[coin] together
Hey Mario
Or you'll chase this b[coin] forever
Writer(s): Jordan Schmidt, Joe Ragosta, Robert Vincent Felicetti
- AZLyrics
- B
- Bowling For Soup Lyrics
album:
"Don't Mind If We Do" (2023)
You May Also Like
Alkaline Trio - "She Lied To The FBI" She lied, she lied to the FBI
When she told 'em she was innocent of victimless crime
Now I don't give a shit and I'd never drop dime
On my baby though she gave me to the FBI
I lied, I lied to the...
As It Is - "Dial Tones" It really hurts to know that I'm why your bed's half empty
Why you sleep alone or just stare up at your ceiling
And if you're a mess, God knows what that makes me
'Cause the weight from all my guilt...
The Downtown Fiction - "Thanks For Nothing" I know the sun still shines when you're not around
I'm taking it easy in the worst part of town
And now i find that it wasn't meant to last
I got one thing to say and that's
Thanks for nothing kiss...
The Ready Set - "Love Like Woe" Woe oh, oh, oh!
Woe oh, oh, oh!
I kinda feel like it don't make, like it don't make
Feel like it don't make sense
I'm thinking baby you and I are undeniable
But I'm finding now love's unreliable
I'm...
Boys Like Girls - "She's Got A Boyfriend Now" We were 17 and invincible
Had the world figured out
And the girl on my shoulder told me
"everything's gon' be alright" (whoah-oh)
And everything was gonna be alright (whoah-oh)
Yeah maybe we were in...