"My Girlfriend's An Alcoholic" lyrics

My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts

There's no end to her kindness, and she's the only one to make me laugh until it hurts

Her eyes shine

Her teeth sparkle

She watches all my favorite shows

But there's only one thing you should know

(Hey!)

My girlfriend is an alcoholic

(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)

But nobody's perfect

(Hey!)

My girlfriend gets all demonic

(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)

But I think she's worth it when she:

(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)

Fights at the bar

(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)

Pukes in my car

I know that it's over the minute she's sober

(Hey!)

My girlfriend is an alcoholic

My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots

Does Pilates, then Kamikazis

So sweet, but you never wanna piss her off

Cause there's only one thing you should know

(Hey!)

My girlfriend is an alcoholic

(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)

But nobody's perfect

(Hey!)

My girlfriend gets all demonic

(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)

But I think she's worth it when she:

(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)

Fights at the bar

(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)

Pukes in my car

I know that it's over the minute she's sober

(Hey!)

My girlfriend is an alcoholic

And every night I end up driving so she don't go out D.U.I.'n again

Get locked in the pen... again

(Guitar Solo)

(Hey!)

My girlfriend is an alcoholic

(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)

But nobody's perfect

(Hey!)

My girlfriend gets all demonic

(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)

But I think she's worth it when she:

(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)

Fights at the bar

(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)

Pukes in my car

I know that it's over the minute she's sober

(Hey!)

My girlfriend is an alcoholic