"Downtown Christmas Tree Farm" lyrics

Around mid November, a parking lot in Lincoln Heights
Becomes a big green forest of evergreens and twinkling lights
Christmas time is business time
We'll tie it to your taxi with a piece of twine
It's not the holidays until we hear you say
"Oh what fun, that's the one, we'll take it"

Tell me, would you like to be
The happy owner of a Christmas tree?
Then come on down, we're back in town, bring the family
To the very nice, best price, never naughty, always nice
Fresh cut off the truck downtown Christmas Tree Farm
(Here we are!)

Santa and his reindeer stop by every Saturday
There's something for the kiddies, chocolate and candy canes
We got your Fraser fir, your Douglas fir
Noble fir, heck whatever you prefer
I guarantee we stock it, we'll trim it, and we'll flock it
And send you on your merry little way

Tell me would you like to be
The happy owner of a Christmas tree?
Then come on down, we're back in town, bring the family
To the very nice, best price, never naughty, always nice
Fresh cut off the truck downtown Christmas Tree Farm

So get one while the cider's hot
Before we turn it back into a parking lot
December 24 won't be here anymore
You'll have to buy a fake one at the store

Tell me would you like to be
The happy owner of a Christmas tree?
Then come on down, we're back in town, bring the family
To the very nice, best price, never naughty, always nice
Decorations, holly wreath, put your presents underneath
Tinsel shiny, red bows, don't forget your mistletoe
Fresh cut off the truck downtown Christmas Tree Farm