"Anti-Social Socialite" lyrics

Oh the anti-social socialite
Makes another excuse to stay in tonight
Sick or tired or too much to do
Anything to avoid that house party and you

Oh the anti-social socialite
Tries his best to be oh so polite
Doesn't wanna make a scene, avoids faux pas
Just wants to be another flower on the wall

I don't wanna leave the house
I know I'm missing out

Anti-social socialite
Says to himself, "today I make it right"
Replies to the texts he's ignored all week
Musters up the nerve to get ready to leave

I don't wanna leave the house
I know I'm missing out

The anti-social socialite
The anti-social socialite

The anti-social socialite
Finally returned to socialize tonight
A thought occurs as he unlocks his door
Maybe this is what being alive is for