"BROJOB: EXPOSED?" lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen, I've got some incredible news to share with you today
The band, Brojob, have been putting thick riffs into Deathcore songs
That seem to be turning the frogs gay
As you know, they're all members of a celestial vampiric-illuminati counsel
Trying to Sabotage the Deathcore genre
They claim to have the smallest dicks in the industry
But they refuse to comment on their balls
I have reason to believe this record label that they're signed to call Hollowed Records
Is Micro-chipping the bands' asses as well
Which is creating a hybrid dick-and-balls organ to replace the brain
You cannot make this stuff up, folks
They're doing it right in front of our eyes, damnit
The band, Brojob, have been putting thick riffs into Deathcore songs
That seem to be turning the frogs gay
As you know, they're all members of a celestial vampiric-illuminati counsel
Trying to Sabotage the Deathcore genre
They claim to have the smallest dicks in the industry
But they refuse to comment on their balls
I have reason to believe this record label that they're signed to call Hollowed Records
Is Micro-chipping the bands' asses as well
Which is creating a hybrid dick-and-balls organ to replace the brain
You cannot make this stuff up, folks
They're doing it right in front of our eyes, damnit
Writer(s): Connor Timothy Reibling, Andrew James Zink, Jacob William Wallace
